A mechanical pencil has gone 8 inches through the lower lip of my mouth, thus passing through and leaving me with a hole there. I have a 51% chance of survival for some reason. (Maybe I’m panicking and will injure myself more?)
i get stabbed in the face somehow with a lord of the rings book and i have a 13% chance of survival
how can you get stabbed by a BOOK
i get stabbed in the face by a blanket, 8 inches deep and i have a 13% chance of survival.
i got stabbed in the leg with a shirt, one inch deep and i have a 10% survival chance
how the hell
A tupper ware lid has pierced my finger two inches deep. I have 03% chance of survival.
A Cat In The Hat shirt has stabbed my left thumb eight inches deep. I have a 26% chance of survival.
I can’t believe Cat In The Hat killed me! D:
I got stabbed by a large coffe cup in my hand, the wound is 6 inches deep and i have a 65% chance of survival. I dont think i have a hand anymore.
Stabbed with my cellphone one inch deep 59% chance of survival
Stabbed in the temple 6 inches deep with my blue computer mouse…. 80% chance I will survive, but how damn embarrassing.
I got stabbed with my panties 10 inches deep in my forehead and I have a 13% chance of survival.
Stabbed in the nose 4 inches deep with a bed sheet…19% chance of survival.
I got stabbed in the forehead 11 inches deep with an ice pack and I have a 54% chance of survival.
I’ve been stabbed in face (above my right eye) with my “Hey! Listen!” tshirt 8 inches deep and I have a 65% chance of survival…
Stabbed in the tip of my left pinkie finger with my work tshirt, for 11 inches (what) and I have a 50 percent chance of survival.
Stabbed with my shirt, 8 inches into my abdomen. I have a 06% CHANCE OF SURVIVAL ARE YOU SERIOUS
Stabbed with my toothbrush, 6 inches deep into my left foot, I have 94% chance of survival
Stabbed by a SODA CAN, 4 inches into my finger tip. i have an 89% survival chance.
the 11% fail is cause i injured myself with a SODA CAN